A short film told through scrolling: three titanium plates float in darkness; a right-arm skeleton slides in and the plates fix onto the elbow; muscle, then skin grow over the bone; the hand closes into a fist; a riding glove and a red-veined hoodie sleeve assemble onto it; the hand grips the throttle of a Royal Enfield Himalayan 450 that builds itself around it; and the rider heads up the road through Ladakh.
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akhil@raghav: ~zsh · 2026
- $ whoamiAkhil Raghav.engineer · co-founder & cto, safeplate · co-owner, boringapps studiogurugram, in · edinburgh, uk
- $ cat what-i-do.txt
I build the whole system: the app, the backend, and the infrastructure it runs on. Native iOS and Android, TypeScript and Go services, and AI that runs on the device.
- $ git log --author=akhil --oneline | wc -l2,022commits · 665 in the last 30 days
- $ cloc ~/projects --sum1M+lines written · 538k of them in safeplate
- $ neofetch
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akhil@raghav------------------------OShuman, v24HostGurugram · EdinburghRoleEngineer · CTO, SafePlateStudioBoringAppsUptime24 yearsShellzshLangsSwift, TypeScript, Go, Kotlin, CPackages32 projects, 1M+ linesMachineMacBook Pro 16" (2021) · M1 MaxCPU10-core (8P + 2E)GPU24-core · 16-core Neural EngineMemory32 GB unified · 400 GB/sDisplayLiquid Retina XDR · 3456×2234RigASUS Vivobook Pro 15 OLED (M3500QC)CPURyzen 5 5600H · 6C/12T · 4.2 GHzGPURTX 3050 Laptop · 4 GB GDDR6Display15.6" OLED · 100% DCI-P3TabletGalaxy Tab S7+ · Snapdragon 865+Display12.4" Super AMOLED · 120 Hz · S PenCloud3 × KVM nodes · one Kubernetes cluster (v1.34)OSUbuntu 24.04.4 LTS x86_64 · kernel 6.8CPUAMD EPYC 9355P · 8 cores @ 3.55 GHz per node · 24 totalMemory96 GB (32 GB per node)Storage1.2 TB SSD (400 GB per node)Uptime96 daysGPU8×A100 (rented, once)VehicleHimalayan 450, Hanle Black - $ gh contributions --by-year2021 ▇▇▇ 3962022 ▇▇▇ 4562023 ▇▇▇▇▇ 7232024 ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ 1,1702025 ▇▇▇▇▇ 7312026 ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ 4,976 (to Oct)most of it private.
- $ k6 run loadtest.js369krequests · 0 errorsp50 70 ms · p95 268 ms at 60 concurrent users
- $ cat ships/safeplate/README.mdSafePlate
Sits between a restaurant's till and its kitchen, and blocks any order that could hurt someone with an allergy.
7 services · 94 tables · 61 migrations · rules-engine recall 99.77%→ safe-plate.io - $ open --contact
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